Four Boxes? WTF!
Yesterday, I watched for the UPS guy like a hawk. It was the final attempt at delivery. The first day, I wasn’t home. The second, I completely forgot they were coming and didn’t even open the blinds. Yesterday, I was glued to the window. I knew he was here before he did, I think.
I bounded down the stairs and flung open the door before he was even off the truck. After he joked that it was okay I missed the truck yesterday cause he wasn’t on it, I took the box and ran back up the stairs all excited. I knew what was inside. The last package from Babeland contained my Butt Bible.
What I wasn’t expecting was to see the mailman walk up with two more boxes for me. I started squeeing all over the place when I saw him go to my porch first and walk away empty handed. And I flew back down the stairs not even grumbling a little bit about the fact that I’d just been downstairs ten minutes earlier.
Imagine my surprise when I found a three boxes sitting on my doorstep.
So, upcoming reviews I haven’t told you about yet:
- Anal Pleasure and Health by Jack Morin, Ph.D.
- Babeland Toy Cleaner
- Diamond Lustre by Evolved
- Lust for Love Edible Massage Oil by Lust Cosmetics
- Lust for Body Luscious Body Lotion by Lust Cosmetics
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