Yeah… So… I’m sort of an addict now.  And it’s all Carrie’s fault.  (Have I blamed you enough yet, darlin’?)

But these are the things y’all are going to hear about soon:

TabuToys.com:

Good Vibes:

Eden Fantasys:

For those of you not in the know, I also post reviews over at Eden Fantasys that aren’t posted here.  For example, I just reviewed the Engagement Finger Ring and Waterproof Silicone Bliss, both by Evolved, over there.  And I’ll be posting these two over there:

And there’s one more toy but no one gets to know what it is till Master does.  And He doesn’t get to know what it is till it gets here.  So y’all have to wait.  Ain’t I mean?

I’m sure there’s stuff I’m forgetting.  If I remember, I’ll let you know.  Cause I know you guys hang on my every reviewing word.

Ffs.  Yeah, right.  Lol.

Ooo, what’s that?

That? That’s my first queer porn.  My first gonzo.  And a lot of firsts for the people on screen, as well! It’s Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming out! produced by Reel Queer Productions and directed by Courtney Trouble.

Who’s in it?

Well, obviously Courtney Trouble.  Then you’ve got Sophia, Tina Horn, Sarah Lee Sinful, Joline, Jae and Puck Goodfellow.

What? Don’t recognize some of those names? That’s because a couple have never been in porn and a couple more have never been in queer porn.

What’s the description say?

From the back:

Reality porn is coming out of the closet in this first-ever gonzo queer film.  Award-winning director Courtney Trouble invites seven diverse, fresh-faced performers to a kinky slumber party for fun and games… only tonight there are no rules, no limits and no bedtime! The amateur cast picks their own partners, their own sex toys and their own ways of getting off.  Spin the Bottle inspires an unscripted fuck-fest and first-time fantasies come true during a Truth or Dare strap-on sex scene.  With honest video confessions, 9 sex scenes, authentic orgasms and natural bodies, Seven Minutes in Heaven is the real queer deal.

So? What’d they do? Read more…