Tuesday, April 6th, Rayne will be thirty years old.  Plautus, the playwright, said “Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.”  Rayne says, “Let us celebrate with lube and sex toys!”

You guys have stuck by us through thick and thin, through five or six other birthdays, and through the insanity that is Rayne’s mind.  The way we figure it, we don’t say thank you nearly enough.  So to celebrate her 30th birthday, and with the help of Eden Fantasys, we’re giving away sex toys!

Aren’t you excited?

Wanna see what we’re giving away? 

The Goods

The Gigolo.  Oh the Gigolo! He’s by Fun Factory and he’s delicious.  Made of silicone, he’s nonporous, phthalates and latex free and squishy.  Oh is he squishy.  Eight and three-quarters inches long, with six and three-quarters insertable inches, and a five and one-half inches circumference.  A wide, flat head made for your g-spot and excellent for clitoral stimulation.  He’s all the things we love in a toy.  (Only available in white.)

We love our Sliquid H2O.  It’s water based, so we can use it with all our sex toys.  It’s also paraben, glycerin, petro-chemicals and L-Arginine free.   It’s vegan.  It doesn’t get tacky or flaky, for the most part.  It smells a little like soap, but it’s faint and it dissipates in use.   It lasts forever and reactivates easily.  It’s just an all around awesome lube.  So we’re giving away a bottle of that, as well!

Next up, we’ve got the Lucky 11 by Evolved.  I mean… It’s purple.  Everybody loves purple, right? Except Carrie.  But she doesn’t count.  Lucky 11 is nonporous, phthalates and latex free, hypoallergenic.  It’s eight inches long and one and five-eighths wide.  It’s controlled by a nifty spinning wheel at the bottom professed to be easy to control even in the slipperiest of situations, and has swirly ridges around the shaft, and… It’s purple! Did we mention that yet? Okay, so we haven’t actually tried this toy, yet, but it got five stars from kissmykitty, so it’s gotta be good, right?

Rayne is a lube addict.  As in, we have an entire gallon ziplock back filled with bottles of different kinds of lubes.  Carrie Ann swears by Better Sex Essentials Silicone Lubricant, so we decided to make it our first silicone lube.  Rayne says the jury’s still out, but Carrie Ann says this lube is a slip-sliding adventure you’re not likely to forget.  It doesn’t flake.  It’s not sticky.  And it lasts a good long time, then sort of just… absorbs into your skin.  Who could ask for more?

Rayne loves Ella, the double-ended dildo, so much, she decided she just had to share the wealth.  She’s our first ever LELO toy.  She’s seven inches tip to tip and has a circumference of four inches.  She’s made of deliciously smooth, flexible, dense food-grade silicone.  She’s hypoallergenic, phthalates and latex free, and totally nonporous, which means, after you clean her, you can share her with anyone.  And I mean, come on… She’s made by LELO!  (Color your choice.)

Plus a few other party favors Rayne picked out just for y’all.  We know… we know.  How do you win?

The Rules

***Please note: You must comment with your party idea to be entered in this contest.***

To enter, post a comment here describing what Rayne’s 30th birthday bash would look like if you were planning it for us.  Doesn’t have to be long, and we’re not talking something sentimental, here.  Give it a theme.  Make it sexy.  Make it completely vanilla.  Hell, describe the party you’d like to throw for yourself on your next birthday.  Just make it fun! Two-hundred words max.  No, we won’t disqualify you if you go over.  And have fun with it! Anything goes! For some ideas, check out this poll.

• Now that you’ve entered, you want an extra chance to win? Head on over to Eden Fantasys, and vote on this poll about your favorite kind of birthday celebration.  (One entry)
• Tweet the following: “Rayne’s turning 30! Come celebrate with @InsatiablDesire and @EdenFantasys. There’s prizes! http://tr.im/Sqgm #efluvsbdays“  (Once a day)
• How ’bout another extra? In 140 characters or less, in a tweet, describe your favorite birthday celebration. Make sure to include the hashtag #efluvsbdays.  (Up to three entries, one a day)
• Come on… You know you want more extras! Pick any post in our archive and leave a thoughtful response.  (Up to three entries)
• Have you subscribed to our RSS feed yet? Following @InsatiablDesire or @EdenFantasys on Twitter? Leave a comment telling us either you already are, or just started, and that’s another entry.  (One entry for each follow)
• Want one more? Post about this contest on your blog.  Let us know in a comment if you do.  (One entry)
• Giveaway closes at 11:59PM EST on April 3rd, 2010.
• Winners will be announced on Rayne’s birthday: Tuesday, April 6th, 2010.
• Entries are limited to U.S. and Canada.  Sorry!

A huge, HUGE thank you to the awesome folks at Eden Fantasys for helping us put on this giveaway.

What’re ya waiting for?? Ready? Set? Go!!!