Sarcasm in Bullets
April 27th, 2010
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I have some shit I need to say, even if the people I want to say it to will never hear it. Feel free to look away.
- My favorite thing in the world is being threatened, lied to, and lied about by someone who is, for all intents and purposes, a perfect stranger.
- I do everything I do because I don’t care.
- I’m fuckin’ swimming in money! Srsly. I just don’t want to give any to you!
- Yeah, he’s a great catch. You totally should have caught him earlier. Thirteen years earlier, at least.
- All of this is my fault. Every bit. No one else caused any of this but me.
- Everything I touch turns to shit.
- I’m too unstable to be told about family emergencies. Even inevitable ones.
- THANK YOU for not saying thank you. Or fulfilling your promises. Or the role you took on of your own volition.
- I can’t imagine why I don’t talk to you anymore.
- Sure, I believe you! Things are great here, there and everywhere. And we’re gonna be friends forever.
If you’re wondering if this is for you, it probably isn’t.