Today is M’s birthday.  He’s thirty-eight, and whining about how close He is to forty.

I shouldn’t talk.  I’m thirty and whining about how close I am to forty.

I wanted to do something special for His birthday.  Something I’d never done before.  Something fun for everyone we know all around the world wide web.

And I’m betting that if you know anything about dominant men, you know He’s said, “So… For my birthday, you’re giving other people shit? That seems fair.” about fifty times between the moment I got the idea, and bounced it off of Carrie (who helped me pick the toy cause she rocks), till the giveaway went live.  And I’m sure He’ll say it another five hundred between now and the end of the giveaway.

“Well, I’d give you a stroker for your birthday, but it would just sit in the corner and gather dust! So, I might as well give it to someone who’s going to use it!” has done nothing to dissuade His (mock) annoyance. 

In any case…

Happy thirty-eighth birthday to the bestest Master in the wide world.  May He always be so good-natured about me giving other people shit on His birthday.  ~ahem~

I can hear you, you know.

I know it’s got vampire teeth.  I know you’re not a Twilight fan.  Neither am I! But seriously, it’s October, and it’s almost Halloween, and you know you love Halloween.  If only for the sexy devils, witches and pirates running around.

So naturally, I’m giving M’s birthday bash a Halloweeny look and feel, and Eden Fantasys is helping me give you and yours the chance to win the Succu Dry by Fleshlight!

M’s not a huge stroker user.  Even though I’ve offered to do it for Him! So we’ve not tried this toy yet.

But thanks to Gary, from Tales from the Porn Store, you can check out this review, or watch this nifty video tour:

To enter you must do this:

Before 11:59PM EST Friday, October 29th, 2010 comment here and wish Melen a happy birthday.  Then tell us if you’re trying to win this for yourself, or your partner.

To get bonus entries:

• Ask Melen a question.  About anything.  Owning a slave, being a sadistic bastard, Apple fanboydom… Drop it here in the comments, and Rayne’ll make Him answer you.  Somehow.
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