As of about 8:30PM, give or take a few minutes, M and me have been married eight years.  Eight years! Can you believe it? I can’t.

Eight years of ups and downs, and ins and outs –especially ins and outs!– and overs and unders.  Eight years of unconditional love, and fiery passion, and arguments, and violent make-up sex, and crazy adventures.  We’re best friends, and lovers, and master and slave, and husband and wife. 

It’s definitely not what I expected.  Life’s not always kind, and things aren’t always perfect, and whoever said that everything worth having takes work was right! But one thing’s for sure… We’ve made it this far, we’re gonna make it even farther, and we’ve got no regrets.

And now… we want to share some of our love with you.  So to that end, we’re giving away a Liberator Wedge/Ramp Combo in your choice of black, blue or purple to one lucky person/couple! Get in on the action before time runs out!

Check out my review if you’re still trying to decide if you want the thing.  Trust me.  You’re gonna love this set. 

To enter you must do this:

Before 11:59PM EST Friday, December 31st, 2010, comment here with an answer to one of these questions:

• Where do you hope to be in eight years?
• What do you expect married life to be like?
• Is being married all you expected it to be?

To get bonus entries:

• Ask Melen or Rayne a question.  About anything.  Their likes and dislikes, relationship dynamic, sex toys, their pets, their neighborhood… ANYTHING! Drop it here in the comments, and we’ll answer them when we announce the winner.  Just be sure to specify who you’re asking! (1 question for each of us a day)
• Follow @InsatiablDesire or @Mindcryme (Melen) on Twitter.  Comment here and let us know.  (one entry each account)
• Tweet about this contest.  For example: “To celebrate 8 years of love, @InsatiablDesire & @Mindcryme are giving away the Liberator Wedge/Ramp combo! Enter here: http://bit.ly/fDJHZt”  Comment here with a link to the tweet, or it doesn’t count.  (daily)
• Blog about this contest.  Comment here with a link to the post, or it doesn’t count.  (once)
• Stumble, Digg, Delicious, Google Buzz (or whatever social bookmarking site you’re on) any post on this site that was posted before December 15th, 2010.  But we’ve made this easy for you.  Check out our “Random Conjecture” section in the sidebar.  Comment here with a link to the listing.  (no limit!)
• Subscribe to Insatiable Desire’s RSS feed or Mindcryme.com’s RSS feed.  If you already are, or if you just did, comment here and let me know. (one entry each feed)
• Come on… You know you want more extras! Pick any post in our archive before December 15th, 2010 and leave a thoughtful response.  A “thoughtful response” is not any version of “Nice post!” Come back here and link me to the post you commented on, or it doesn’t count.  (no limit!)
• How ’bout another extra? In 140 characters or less, in a tweet, tell us how you celebrated your last anniversary (or the one you most fondly remember).  Come back here and link us to the tweet, or it doesn’t count.  (daily)

Entries are limited to the U.S.  Sorry!

Edit: If you’re willing to cover shipping, you can enter, but please state in your entry that you agree to cover shipping if you win. Canada is $25, and international is $35.