Yeah, I said wood.  Check it out.  This is the NobEssence Romp.  And it’s made of wood.  Isn’t it beautiful?

Its insertable length is three and one-half inches and it’s one and one-half inches across at its widest point.  It’s coated with Lubrosity™, so it’s nonporous.  And it’s made for extended anal or vaginal play.  Does it get much better than that? I seriously want one.

What’s that got to do with you? Epiphora, of Hey Epiphora, is giving one away.  Yes, that’s right.  She’s just giving that amazing piece of art away.  So head on over to her place and enter to win.  Go here for details.

Actually…

On second thought, don’t.  The less of you who enter, the bigger my chances of winning. 

Dear Babeland,

All I want for Christmas is the Cry Baby.

I really, really want this sex toy because M has been totally lusting after a toy like this forever.  He’s just dying to take me out for the day with one of these tucked up against my pink parts so He can turn it on while I’m talking to someone.  Doesn’t that sound embarrassing? But he’s been so patient in His waiting which brings me to:

M’s especially deserving of this sexy toy because He’s been incredibly nice, lately! He lets little old me pick out any toys I want when we have a little extra dough to spend even though I have a habit of getting into mischief.  And then, when they arrive, He lets me use them to get myself off in as many wicked and dirty ways as my little mind can dream up.  If that’s not incredibly nice, I don’t know what is.

I know… I know… I’m supposed to ask for something I want.  But with an opportunity like this, I’d feel remiss if I didn’t think of my man.  If you must send me something I want, I’ve been lusting after the Form 6 for a while.  You could send me that.  I wouldn’t mind.

Yours truly,

Rayne

Want a chance to win $1000 worth of toys from Babeland’s delicious Objects of Desire line? Head on over to Babeland Toys, check out the details and get your letter out to Sex Toy Santa by December 24th, 2009.  Do it! Form 6 is on that list!

<3 -

~Rayne

Guess who’s having another contest?

If you guessed DominaDoll over at Pop My Cherry Review, you guessed right! And let me tell you, if my scattered brain can remember, I’m gonna be all over this one.

Why? Because one of the prizes is Elise and the other is the gift basket to the right, there, from Tabu Toys, just overflowing with Intimate Organics  and Fun Factory stuff!

I told DominaDoll that I’m totally hacking the random number generator and stealing all the answers.

She laughed at me.  -.-

If I were smart enough to hack the random number generator, I would totally break it, now, so that it would only pull higher numbers than she needs.  Bwahahaha!

Okay, I’m totally kidding.  Please don’t disqualify me! =D

So what’s the contest? I thought you’d never ask.

It’s the Luxury Sex Toy Scavenger Hunt and XXXmas Gift Basket Giveaway.  Beginning today, DominaDoll will post a question every Sunday until December 6th, 2009.  The contest closes on December 12th (See? I should totally win by default because the contest closes three days before our seventh wedding anniversary!)(Kidding again.), so make sure you have your entries in to domina (at) fatalefemmes (dot) com by 12am PST with all your answers.  You can send one each week or a big one at the end with all your answers.

Head on over to Pop My Cherry Review and check out the contest details.  This is one you don’t want to miss.

First things first, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that:

DominaDoll is having another giveaway over at her site Pop My Cherry Review (Which I can’t help but think of every time someone says “Cherry Poptart” now.  Lol.).  She’s a generous lady, that DominaDoll.

Win a G-Twist Vibrator from Pop My Cherry Review.  She says this toy is fabulous.  (What’s with me and saying fabulous, lately?)

Okay… Next.

M is a bastard.  No, really.

Yesterday, I was walking home from meeting Him for lunch and I twisted my knee twice because I was too busy answering His texts to watch where I was going.  (See how I did that, there? My sore knee is now His fault.  No, really! It is!) =D

So, we finally crawl in bed, and the man puts His leg on top of my knee.  On purpose.  And starts shaking it.

He made me beg Him to stop.

Like, what the fuck, dude? You can say you’re a sadist but you’re not supposed to actually be a sadist.  Damn! Read more…

Lilly, of DangerousLilly.com, is giving away an Njoy Pure Wand courtesy of EdenFantasys! The Pure Wand is a high-quality stainless steel double-ended dildo for either G-spot stimulation or prostate stimulation. It is 24 ounces of solid medical grade stainless steel, and polished to a mirror shine. Lilly loves her Pure Wand and wants to spread the love to one lucky winner!

To enter the contest just visit her blog to find out the rules and entry methods. You can enter even if you don’t have a blog, it’s easy! The contest deadline is September 16th, 2009, at Midnight Eastern Standard Time.