So to celebrate my one year anniversary, I asked Eden Fantasys to supply me with this super awesome flogger to give away.  And they gave me one to review, too!

Yesterday was the last day to enter, and we had a couple last minute entries.  And with all they reasons you guys want this flogger, I wish I had one to give to each of you.  Unfortunately, I’ve just got one.

And it goes to… DragonMage! Congratulations!! I hope luvbunny loves her roses!

So guess what today is.  One year ago today, I posted my first review for Eden Fantasys! And in honor of that, Eden Fantasys and I (mostly me, and they agreed) decided to give something away.  Something all my readers might be interested in.  Read more…

Dangerous Lilly is having a contest to mark the 2nd anniversary of her blog (Congratulations, Lilly!) and has 6 prizes to give away! Check out the original contest post on her site to find out how you can enter, too.

The Prizes and Sponsors:

Kink Academy

One lucky winner will get a full 1-year membership to the Kink Academy, thanks to Princess Kali. A membership to Kink Academy normally costs $9.95 a month which is a really damn good deal for all the new content that gets uploaded every month, and all the existing content.

Shevibe.com

Shevibe.com generously has donated Lilly’s Holy Grail sex toy, the Njoy Pure Wand.

Fascinations

Fascinations has something for the boys – not just a Fleshlight, a Fleshlight Lady Vibro Touch! This one has a special inner texture and spots to tuck in 3 little bullet vibrators so you can have it vibrate if you want.

MyPleasure.com

MyPleasure.com has donated a beautiful Tantus dildo, the Twilight Vamp Dildo! Gorgeous, pale and sparkly silicone.

MauiKink.com

MauiKink.com, a great manufacturer of tons of gorgeous, handmade (in Maui!), kinky accoutrements and bondage rope is donating not 0nly a beautiful “frat” style Mahogany and Koa wood paddle, but also (2) 6MM 15ft lengths of Natural Romanian Hemp Rope.

Good Vibrations

Good Vibrations is giving one winner the Wahl 2-Speed massager, a powerhouse external vibrator.

You know I’m after the MauiKink.com prize, right?

So get on over there and enter! You could win.  Right after me.

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Have you seen the Couture Collection Inspire by California Exotics? No? Well, now you have.

It’s all the power of a wand in a vibe smaller than the Rondo! It’s got more than just two speeds.  And it’s electric!

(Boogie-woogie-woogie!)

And Eden Cafe is giving away TWO for free!

I hear ya.  “What do we have to do??!?”

1. Head on over to Eden Cafe and comment on this post letting them know what’s so awesome about this particular wand that you’ve just gotta have it.

There are ways to get bonus entries, but you’ll have to get the rest of the details there.

What are you waiting for? Go enter!

I know, I know… You’re dying to know who won, aren’t you?

First, let me tell you how this winning thing works.  Good idea? I thought so.

I was originally gonna pick the party posts I liked best, but M said that was so not fair cause Cinnabuns entered and, I mean, who doesn’t want their BFF to win a Gigolo? So, in honor of fairness, I instead used a random number generator and came up with five people for five prizes.

And now we have five winners! Who are they? Read more…

Tuesday, April 6th, Rayne will be thirty years old.  Plautus, the playwright, said “Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.”  Rayne says, “Let us celebrate with lube and sex toys!”

You guys have stuck by us through thick and thin, through five or six other birthdays, and through the insanity that is Rayne’s mind.  The way we figure it, we don’t say thank you nearly enough.  So to celebrate her 30th birthday, and with the help of Eden Fantasys, we’re giving away sex toys!

Aren’t you excited?

Wanna see what we’re giving away?  Read more…

Yeah, I said wood.  Check it out.  This is the NobEssence Romp.  And it’s made of wood.  Isn’t it beautiful?

Its insertable length is three and one-half inches and it’s one and one-half inches across at its widest point.  It’s coated with Lubrosity™, so it’s nonporous.  And it’s made for extended anal or vaginal play.  Does it get much better than that? I seriously want one.

What’s that got to do with you? Epiphora, of Hey Epiphora, is giving one away.  Yes, that’s right.  She’s just giving that amazing piece of art away.  So head on over to her place and enter to win.  Go here for details.

Actually…

On second thought, don’t.  The less of you who enter, the bigger my chances of winning. 

Dear Babeland,

All I want for Christmas is the Cry Baby.

I really, really want this sex toy because M has been totally lusting after a toy like this forever.  He’s just dying to take me out for the day with one of these tucked up against my pink parts so He can turn it on while I’m talking to someone.  Doesn’t that sound embarrassing? But he’s been so patient in His waiting which brings me to:

M’s especially deserving of this sexy toy because He’s been incredibly nice, lately! He lets little old me pick out any toys I want when we have a little extra dough to spend even though I have a habit of getting into mischief.  And then, when they arrive, He lets me use them to get myself off in as many wicked and dirty ways as my little mind can dream up.  If that’s not incredibly nice, I don’t know what is.

I know… I know… I’m supposed to ask for something I want.  But with an opportunity like this, I’d feel remiss if I didn’t think of my man.  If you must send me something I want, I’ve been lusting after the Form 6 for a while.  You could send me that.  I wouldn’t mind.

Yours truly,

Rayne

Want a chance to win $1000 worth of toys from Babeland’s delicious Objects of Desire line? Head on over to Babeland Toys, check out the details and get your letter out to Sex Toy Santa by December 24th, 2009.  Do it! Form 6 is on that list!

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~Rayne

Guess who’s having another contest?

If you guessed DominaDoll over at Pop My Cherry Review, you guessed right! And let me tell you, if my scattered brain can remember, I’m gonna be all over this one.

Why? Because one of the prizes is Elise and the other is the gift basket to the right, there, from Tabu Toys, just overflowing with Intimate Organics  and Fun Factory stuff!

I told DominaDoll that I’m totally hacking the random number generator and stealing all the answers.

She laughed at me.  -.-

If I were smart enough to hack the random number generator, I would totally break it, now, so that it would only pull higher numbers than she needs.  Bwahahaha!

Okay, I’m totally kidding.  Please don’t disqualify me! =D

So what’s the contest? I thought you’d never ask.

It’s the Luxury Sex Toy Scavenger Hunt and XXXmas Gift Basket Giveaway.  Beginning today, DominaDoll will post a question every Sunday until December 6th, 2009.  The contest closes on December 12th (See? I should totally win by default because the contest closes three days before our seventh wedding anniversary!)(Kidding again.), so make sure you have your entries in to domina (at) fatalefemmes (dot) com by 12am PST with all your answers.  You can send one each week or a big one at the end with all your answers.

Head on over to Pop My Cherry Review and check out the contest details.  This is one you don’t want to miss.

First things first, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that:

DominaDoll is having another giveaway over at her site Pop My Cherry Review (Which I can’t help but think of every time someone says “Cherry Poptart” now.  Lol.).  She’s a generous lady, that DominaDoll.

Win a G-Twist Vibrator from Pop My Cherry Review.  She says this toy is fabulous.  (What’s with me and saying fabulous, lately?)

Okay… Next.

M is a bastard.  No, really.

Yesterday, I was walking home from meeting Him for lunch and I twisted my knee twice because I was too busy answering His texts to watch where I was going.  (See how I did that, there? My sore knee is now His fault.  No, really! It is!) =D

So, we finally crawl in bed, and the man puts His leg on top of my knee.  On purpose.  And starts shaking it.

He made me beg Him to stop.

Like, what the fuck, dude? You can say you’re a sadist but you’re not supposed to actually be a sadist.  Damn! Read more…