Ooo, what’s that?

Can you tell I’m on a Fun Factory kick? I’m determined to try all their toys eventually.  I’m considering purchasing a couple of their anal toys next month when I make my ginormous plug purchase.  And by “ginormous” I mean “lots of plugs”, not “seriously huge plugs”.  Perish the thought.  Ow.

Oh yeah… I’m supposed to be telling you what I’m reviewing.

That’s none other than Fun Factory’s Laya Spot in vanilla/baby rose.  A clitoral stimulator that runs on two AAA batteries, rechargeable or otherwise.  Read more…

For whatever reason, I call the left side, in this photo, the front, and the right the back. You'll be glad I told you this as you read the review.

Ooo, what’s that?

I’ve been lusting after Ellove by Fun Factory for quite some time.  I wanted purple.  I really wanted purple.  And every. single. time. I’ve remembered to check her stock status on Eden Fantasys, she was out of stock in purple.  What’re the odds, right?

I’d decided it just wasn’t meant to be.  I mean, look at her! She just looks like she’d ruin a woman for damn near every other toy she could hope to own.  And I figured the fact that she (I guess I’ve decided Ellove is a girl.  Odd that.) was never available in the color I just had to have was some sort of sign.

She was worth the wait.  She’s every bit as luxurious, and beautiful, and stimulating as she looks.  Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

That’s the waterproof, rotating Wet Wabbit Vibe by Golden Triangle.

How’s it made?

This dual stimulator is nine and three-quarters inches long, with an insertable length of five and three-quarters inches.  Its diameter is about one and one-half inches giving it a circumference of about four and three-quarters inches.  It rotates both directions, and has a bundle of “pearls” in the middle that move as well.

The rabbit is three inches tall, an inch of that being his ears, which have bubbles in them.  At least, mine do.  It’s got a silver egg inside that is pretty strong and isn’t overly loud.  Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

That would be the Lia Magic Wand.  I can already see you size queens looking at her and rolling your eyes.  Wait till you hear what I have to say before dismissing her completely!

What’d it come in?

The Lia came in a molded plastic sleeve inside of  a clear plastic box decorated with flowers and a description of the toy.

How’s it made?

Lia is nine inches (six and a quarter insertable) of pink, purple or white silicone (mine’s pink), with a diameter of an inch and a quarter.  It’s phthalates and latex free.  Bumpy and soft and firm.  And the tip curves ever so nicely to hug your g-spot.  Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

Oprah Magazine calls the Rabbit Habit by Vibratex “The Rolls Royce of Sex Toys”, and I call whoever said that a “Sex Toy n00b”.  Keep reading to see why.

What’d it come in?

Rabbit Habit comes in a clear plastic box with copper flower outlines.  Tucked in the bottom is a red cardboard insert that sports all the Rabbit Habit’s claims to fame, and directions on the inside of the toy.

How’s it made?

This dual stimulator is made of jelly-like purple vinyl, with an off-white plastic handle/battery compartment.  It’s nine and a half inches, all told, with about five insertable inches.  It’s got a diameter of just under an inch and a half at its widest point, and it’s squishy enough that I think it would be comfortable for just about any user.  Even those who usually enjoy thinner vibes.  Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

Oh that? That’s just my new favorite vibrator of all time.  No, really.  It’s the SinFive Nagi in pink by Wolwin GmbH.  Ignore the giant squid on the shaft.  This baby’s worth it.

What’d it come in?

It came in a pretty white cardboard box with a picture of the Nagi on the front and a description of SinFive products in a bunch of different languages on the back.  Push the actual box through the outer sleeve, and open the front flap, and there’s the Nagi in all its pastel pink, or what Wolwin’s calling “candy floss”, glory.

The Nagi comes with directions and two AA batteries.  Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

It’s a multi-functional dual stimulator by California Exotics called the Calla Lily.  And boy, is it ever multi-functional.

What’d it come in?

The usual crushed white cardboard box so much of Cal Exotics stuff comes in.

How’s it made?

Measuring in at ten and a quarter inches with a diameter of one and one-half inches, this toy is big. It claims an insertable length of five and one-half inches, but mine measures closer to six.

It’s made of clear phthalates and latex free TPR, and is hypoallergenic.  It’s multi-functional, and multi-speed, and claims to be waterproof.  And it has two -Yes, two!- vibrating bullets.  A teeny one located at the tip and a larger one in the clit “bud”.   Both are rather powerful and rather loud.  Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

That’s my second Couture Collection vibrator from California Exotics.  After receiving the Ecstasy, I was a little worried about Sublime, knowing that lines of toys tend to stick to the same motors and such.  But Sublime has actually become one of my go-to toys when M says I can play.

What’d it come in?

This CalExotics toy came in a white cardboard box that is slightly more sturdy than their traditional white boxes.  However, there’s still next to nothing protecting the toy, and there was even more space inside for the toy to flop around in.

How’s it made?

The insertable end of Sublime is about six and one-half inches of white medical grade silicone with a diameter of about an inch and a half.  It’s soft and flexible in all the right places, but dense and firm at the tip.  And the last four inches are curved upward slightly with graduated bulging waves.

On the front are a small power button and a much larger button CalExotics is calling a “feather-touch controller” -that lights up when you turn the toy on- to control the vibrations.  It has three steady vibrations, each stronger than the last, and four pulsation variables (one escalating, one slow staccato, one fast staccato, and one that’s three short and one long pulse).  Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

That, there, is the Gigolo (Generation Two) by Fun Factory, and it’s my first Fun Factory Vibe.  I think I always knew it was going to be my first Fun Factory vibe.  I’ve been lusting after that thing since I saw CarrieAnn review it.  Being stubborn and waiting for it to be in stock in blue.  And it was worth every minute of waiting.

What’d it come in?

The Gigolo comes in Fun Factory’s trademark sleek, tan and red cardboard box that no one would guess carries a sex toy if it weren’t for the one side that’s cut out.  The other side has magnetic flaps that open to reveal a diagram of the toy and its features.  Inside, you’ll find a sample of ToyFluid, a water based lube made by Fun Factory (which, incidentally, I haven’t actually tried yet, though I have more than one sample pack), a user manual and a pamphlet that shows pictures of other toys made by Fun Factory.  Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

Isn’t it funny looking? Cin has one, too, and it just looked like so much fun.  It’s the Snugglepuss by Vibratex.

How’s it made?

The Snugglepuss is hinged pink plastic encased in a pink elastomer sleeve.  It’s phthalates and latex free and hypoallergenic.  It’s about four inches long and an inch and a quarter at its widest point.

It’s shaped sort of like a “U”, with one side having a sort of butterfly on it with nubs between the wings, and the other being shaped sort of like a big toe (Yes, I realize how gross that visual is.  I can’t help it! That’s what it looks like!) with nubs all over it as well.

The side with the butterfly comes off to reveal the batter compartment, which, if I’m to be honest, I was rather disappointed with.  First, the sleeve is excruciatingly difficult to remove without tearing.  I managed, but I have a tendency to treat my sex toys like the slightest wrong touch will break them.  Second, once I got the sleeve off, the battery cap just sort of popped off in my hands.  It’s a teeny-tiny square of plastic with no real clasp to speak of.  Read more…