Tuesday, April 6th, Rayne will be thirty years old.  Plautus, the playwright, said “Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.”  Rayne says, “Let us celebrate with lube and sex toys!”

You guys have stuck by us through thick and thin, through five or six other birthdays, and through the insanity that is Rayne’s mind.  The way we figure it, we don’t say thank you nearly enough.  So to celebrate her 30th birthday, and with the help of Eden Fantasys, we’re giving away sex toys!

Aren’t you excited?

Wanna see what we’re giving away?

The Goods

The Gigolo.  Oh the Gigolo! He’s by Fun Factory and he’s delicious.  Made of silicone, he’s nonporous, phthalates and latex free and squishy.  Oh is he squishy.  Eight and three-quarters inches long, with six and three-quarters insertable inches, and a five and one-half inches circumference.  A wide, flat head made for your g-spot and excellent for clitoral stimulation.  He’s all the things we love in a toy.  (Only available in white.)

We love our Sliquid H2O.  It’s water based, so we can use it with all our sex toys.  It’s also paraben, glycerin, petro-chemicals and L-Arginine free.   It’s vegan.  It doesn’t get tacky or flaky, for the most part.  It smells a little like soap, but it’s faint and it dissipates in use.   It lasts forever and reactivates easily.  It’s just an all around awesome lube.  So we’re giving away a bottle of that, as well!

Next up, we’ve got the Lucky 11 by Evolved.  I mean… It’s purple.  Everybody loves purple, right? Except Carrie.  But she doesn’t count.  Lucky 11 is nonporous, phthalates and latex free, hypoallergenic.  It’s eight inches long and one and five-eighths wide.  It’s controlled by a nifty spinning wheel at the bottom professed to be easy to control even in the slipperiest of situations, and has swirly ridges around the shaft, and… It’s purple! Did we mention that yet? Okay, so we haven’t actually tried this toy, yet, but it got five stars from kissmykitty, so it’s gotta be good, right?

Rayne is a lube addict.  As in, we have an entire gallon ziplock back filled with bottles of different kinds of lubes.  Carrie Ann swears by Better Sex Essentials Silicone Lubricant, so we decided to make it our first silicone lube.  Rayne says the jury’s still out, but Carrie Ann says this lube is a slip-sliding adventure you’re not likely to forget.  It doesn’t flake.  It’s not sticky.  And it lasts a good long time, then sort of just… absorbs into your skin.  Who could ask for more?

Rayne loves Ella, the double-ended dildo, so much, she decided she just had to share the wealth.  She’s our first ever LELO toy.  She’s seven inches tip to tip and has a circumference of four inches.  She’s made of deliciously smooth, flexible, dense food-grade silicone.  She’s hypoallergenic, phthalates and latex free, and totally nonporous, which means, after you clean her, you can share her with anyone.  And I mean, come on… She’s made by LELO!  (Color your choice.)

Plus a few other party favors Rayne picked out just for y’all.  We know… we know.  How do you win? Read more…

Yeah, I said wood.  Check it out.  This is the NobEssence Romp.  And it’s made of wood.  Isn’t it beautiful?

Its insertable length is three and one-half inches and it’s one and one-half inches across at its widest point.  It’s coated with Lubrosity™, so it’s nonporous.  And it’s made for extended anal or vaginal play.  Does it get much better than that? I seriously want one.

What’s that got to do with you? Epiphora, of Hey Epiphora, is giving one away.  Yes, that’s right.  She’s just giving that amazing piece of art away.  So head on over to her place and enter to win.  Go here for details.

Actually…

On second thought, don’t.  The less of you who enter, the bigger my chances of winning. 

Dear Babeland,

All I want for Christmas is the Cry Baby.

I really, really want this sex toy because M has been totally lusting after a toy like this forever.  He’s just dying to take me out for the day with one of these tucked up against my pink parts so He can turn it on while I’m talking to someone.  Doesn’t that sound embarrassing? But he’s been so patient in His waiting which brings me to:

M’s especially deserving of this sexy toy because He’s been incredibly nice, lately! He lets little old me pick out any toys I want when we have a little extra dough to spend even though I have a habit of getting into mischief.  And then, when they arrive, He lets me use them to get myself off in as many wicked and dirty ways as my little mind can dream up.  If that’s not incredibly nice, I don’t know what is.

I know… I know… I’m supposed to ask for something I want.  But with an opportunity like this, I’d feel remiss if I didn’t think of my man.  If you must send me something I want, I’ve been lusting after the Form 6 for a while.  You could send me that.  I wouldn’t mind.

Yours truly,

Rayne

Want a chance to win $1000 worth of toys from Babeland’s delicious Objects of Desire line? Head on over to Babeland Toys, check out the details and get your letter out to Sex Toy Santa by December 24th, 2009.  Do it! Form 6 is on that list!

<3 -

~Rayne

Guess who’s having another contest?

If you guessed DominaDoll over at Pop My Cherry Review, you guessed right! And let me tell you, if my scattered brain can remember, I’m gonna be all over this one.

Why? Because one of the prizes is Elise and the other is the gift basket to the right, there, from Tabu Toys, just overflowing with Intimate Organics  and Fun Factory stuff!

I told DominaDoll that I’m totally hacking the random number generator and stealing all the answers.

She laughed at me.  -.-

If I were smart enough to hack the random number generator, I would totally break it, now, so that it would only pull higher numbers than she needs.  Bwahahaha!

Okay, I’m totally kidding.  Please don’t disqualify me! =D

So what’s the contest? I thought you’d never ask.

It’s the Luxury Sex Toy Scavenger Hunt and XXXmas Gift Basket Giveaway.  Beginning today, DominaDoll will post a question every Sunday until December 6th, 2009.  The contest closes on December 12th (See? I should totally win by default because the contest closes three days before our seventh wedding anniversary!)(Kidding again.), so make sure you have your entries in to domina (at) fatalefemmes (dot) com by 12am PST with all your answers.  You can send one each week or a big one at the end with all your answers.

Head on over to Pop My Cherry Review and check out the contest details.  This is one you don’t want to miss.

Lilly, of DangerousLilly.com, is giving away an Njoy Pure Wand courtesy of EdenFantasys! The Pure Wand is a high-quality stainless steel double-ended dildo for either G-spot stimulation or prostate stimulation. It is 24 ounces of solid medical grade stainless steel, and polished to a mirror shine. Lilly loves her Pure Wand and wants to spread the love to one lucky winner!

To enter the contest just visit her blog to find out the rules and entry methods. You can enter even if you don’t have a blog, it’s easy! The contest deadline is September 16th, 2009, at Midnight Eastern Standard Time.