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Can you tell I’m on a Fun Factory kick? I’m determined to try all their toys eventually.  I’m considering purchasing a couple of their anal toys next month when I make my ginormous plug purchase.  And by “ginormous” I mean “lots of plugs”, not “seriously huge plugs”.  Perish the thought.  Ow.

Oh yeah… I’m supposed to be telling you what I’m reviewing.

That’s none other than Fun Factory’s Laya Spot in vanilla/baby rose.  A clitoral stimulator that runs on two AAA batteries, rechargeable or otherwise.  Read more…

For whatever reason, I call the left side, in this photo, the front, and the right the back. You'll be glad I told you this as you read the review.

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I’ve been lusting after Ellove by Fun Factory for quite some time.  I wanted purple.  I really wanted purple.  And every. single. time. I’ve remembered to check her stock status on Eden Fantasys, she was out of stock in purple.  What’re the odds, right?

I’d decided it just wasn’t meant to be.  I mean, look at her! She just looks like she’d ruin a woman for damn near every other toy she could hope to own.  And I figured the fact that she (I guess I’ve decided Ellove is a girl.  Odd that.) was never available in the color I just had to have was some sort of sign.

She was worth the wait.  She’s every bit as luxurious, and beautiful, and stimulating as she looks.  Read more…

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We’re giving this flogger away! Check this post for details!

Ooo, what’s that?

That’s the Roses Flogger by Ruff Doggie Styles, and it’s absolutely divine.

How’s it made?

We’ve owned two other floggers by Ruff Doggie Styles, and we hated the way both were made.  The leather was cheap, and stiff.  The floggers were light and felt almost fragile.  So when Rayne looked at the manufacturer of this toy, after asking to review and give it away, she got a little nervous.

The second the flogger was in our hands, though, the nervousness faded away.  Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

That’s the waterproof, rotating Wet Wabbit Vibe by Golden Triangle.

How’s it made?

This dual stimulator is nine and three-quarters inches long, with an insertable length of five and three-quarters inches.  Its diameter is about one and one-half inches giving it a circumference of about four and three-quarters inches.  It rotates both directions, and has a bundle of “pearls” in the middle that move as well.

The rabbit is three inches tall, an inch of that being his ears, which have bubbles in them.  At least, mine do.  It’s got a silver egg inside that is pretty strong and isn’t overly loud.  Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

That would be the Lia Magic Wand.  I can already see you size queens looking at her and rolling your eyes.  Wait till you hear what I have to say before dismissing her completely!

What’d it come in?

The Lia came in a molded plastic sleeve inside of  a clear plastic box decorated with flowers and a description of the toy.

How’s it made?

Lia is nine inches (six and a quarter insertable) of pink, purple or white silicone (mine’s pink), with a diameter of an inch and a quarter.  It’s phthalates and latex free.  Bumpy and soft and firm.  And the tip curves ever so nicely to hug your g-spot.  Read more…

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Oprah Magazine calls the Rabbit Habit by Vibratex “The Rolls Royce of Sex Toys”, and I call whoever said that a “Sex Toy n00b”.  Keep reading to see why.

What’d it come in?

Rabbit Habit comes in a clear plastic box with copper flower outlines.  Tucked in the bottom is a red cardboard insert that sports all the Rabbit Habit’s claims to fame, and directions on the inside of the toy.

How’s it made?

This dual stimulator is made of jelly-like purple vinyl, with an off-white plastic handle/battery compartment.  It’s nine and a half inches, all told, with about five insertable inches.  It’s got a diameter of just under an inch and a half at its widest point, and it’s squishy enough that I think it would be comfortable for just about any user.  Even those who usually enjoy thinner vibes.  Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

This restraint system calls to your more industrial side with its “tool belt” look and feel.  It’s the Neck and Wrist Restraint set by Sportsheets.

What’d it come in?

It came in that clear clam shell box you see to the right.  The lining is paper, and tells you what comes with the set.

How’s it made?

This set is made of black neoprene and nylon, and metal rings and clips.  There are four pieces: a collar, a heavy duty nylon spine of sorts, and two wrist cuffs.

The nylon spine is nineteen inches long and two inches wide.  It’s not super soft, but it’s not scratchy or anything.  The weave is really tight and it feels really strong.  However, holding the metal rings to the sides and bottom is a much thinner piece of black nylon.  While I’m sure it’ll hold up for a while, I’m kinda worried about it eventually letting go over time.  But that might take years, depending on how often you use it.  Read more…

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It looks neat, right? It’s the Lover’s Headgear Advanced Eye Mask and Ball Gag by California Exotics.

How’s it made?

This headgear is made of polyester, polyurethane and PVC (the ball gag).  It’s got five metal rings, and a bunch of little metal rivets holding it together.

The outside of the blindfold is slick and smooth.  The inside of the blindfold is soft, velvety and almost warm to the touch.  I thought that was kinda cool.

The strap that runs from front to back, and the one that runs from side to side are elastic and have little adjusters to pull the straps tight.

The straps that run from the blindfold around the chin, and through the gag are not elastic, and do not have adjusters.  Read more…

Ooo, what’s that?

This is the Fetish Fantasy Zipper Head Hood by Pipedream Products.  And oh my, did it scare the bejesus out of me when I requested it.

What’d it come in?

See that box in the picture? Yeah, that’s what it came in.

How’s it made?

Y’all, I measured my head for this one.  And I have a pretty big head.  It’s 23″ around at the brow line.

You have to all measure your heads, now, so I can compare and see if my head’s really as massive as I think. ~nods~

On the real, though, this mask is actually decently sized.  It’s made of black lycra with a metal zipper at the mouth and metal snaps to hold the blindfold on.  It’s about eleven (I typed “elvan” first) inches at its widest point, and about thirteen inches from top to bottom.  And it has two eye holes underneath the blindfold that are stitched together in the middle.  Read more…

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Oh that? That’s just my new favorite vibrator of all time.  No, really.  It’s the SinFive Nagi in pink by Wolwin GmbH.  Ignore the giant squid on the shaft.  This baby’s worth it.

What’d it come in?

It came in a pretty white cardboard box with a picture of the Nagi on the front and a description of SinFive products in a bunch of different languages on the back.  Push the actual box through the outer sleeve, and open the front flap, and there’s the Nagi in all its pastel pink, or what Wolwin’s calling “candy floss”, glory.

The Nagi comes with directions and two AA batteries.  Read more…