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TMI Tuesday?

February 11th, 2009

TMI Tuesday

So I’m a day late and a dollar short. Sue me. I liked the questions πŸ˜›

1. What do you think is the un-sexiest part of the body?

There’s an un-sexy part of the body? Hmm…

2. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?

I used to be an under girl. There was one reason for that. In our last apartment, the landlord put the toilet paper holder directly over the heating vent. If I put the tp over, the toilet paper was off the roll and in a pretty pile on the floor in ten seconds flat regardless of size. Now I put it over. And the small part of the holder has to go to the left. I’m so OCD.

3. Have you ever called in sick to stay in bed with a sexual partner?

Master and I used to do that all the time when I was working at Bed, Bath and Beyond. So much so that, while they couldn’t fire me because I was their hardest worker with the most product knowledge, they seriously wanted to because my attendance sucked. According to the HR manager, I was out every Tuesday from December to June… lol. But I almost always stayed late and went in on my days off, provided Master already had to work and I wasn’t doing anything.

4. Did your parents have a “birds & bees” talk with you? If so, at what age?

My parents pretty much left that up to the school. When my mom was pregnant for my sister, they realized I’d probably, being the most curious five year old they’d met, ask where babies came from and bought me a book called “So that’s where babies come from!”

It’s about a little boy who’s mom got pregnant and he went to school and asked where babies came from. They never say exactly what his friends told him but he’s thoroughly grossed out by it. The parents then proceed to tell the boy that when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much they get in bed with all their clothes on and hug and a few months later a baby comes along.

I remember being disappointed that there wasn’t anything about sex in it. I already knew the truth and was pretty offended that my parents lied to me.

5. What is one thing a someone could do to you to rock your world?

I dunno. Master always finds a way and it always surprises me.

Bonus (as in optional):What does sex mean to you?

Ecstasy.

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