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It’s mah black wine!

December 29th, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

folgersI dunno who drinks what kind of coffee around here, anymore.  We’ve recently started buying canned coffee because it sucks calling a cab or taking the bus just to buy coffee beans and the corner stores carry instant or canned.

I have never had instant.  I don’t plan to try it, if I can help it, either.

So the other day, I went to the corner store, and the only thing they had was Folgers Black Silk “Bold and Smooth”.  -.-

It’s a dark roast.  And it tastes like wine.  Coffee flavored wine.

It’s not bad for canned coffee (especially Folgers).  It’s just not really a breakfast coffee.  More a dessert or after dinner coffee.

So I’ve taken to calling it “black wine”.  I mean, I know some people call coffee that anyway.  But in this case, it really fits.

A whole lot of nuttin just to tell you what was said.  I am… teh lamesauce.

So M says “Can you come get my plate and get me some more coffee?”

And as I’m walking over I say, “You can’t have any coffee.  It’s mah black wine!”

He responds, “Well, in that case, you can’t have any cock.  It’s mah black cock!” O.o

So I said, “Wait.  You can’t take the Big Stuff away from me!” Ba-dum-bum

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  1. VieuxCarre
    December 29th, 2009 at 12:29 | #1

    Bahaha! This just adds to the many reasons why I love you and M so very VERY much.

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