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A Spoiled Slut I Am!

January 28th, 2010

So I’ve got lots of stuff waiting to be reviewed.  Which, naturally, means I’m bleeding like a stuck pig.

Master’s taking pictures of the snow squall outside through the window.  Weirdo.

Anyway! New toys!

Well… and porn.  XCritic was gracious enough to accept me into their review program and I have, sitting before me, four brand spanking new titles to add to our tiny porn collection.

I’m most excited to announce that I just received my first DVD with April Flores in it, and I can’t wait to watch it.  It’s Nostalgia, and it’s directed by Courtney Trouble.  If you remember, I recently reviewed Courtney Trouble’s Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out! While it’s certainly not my favorite, I believe in second chances.  And I love April Flores.  In stills, anyway.  I’ve yet to actually see her in action.  I know!

Next we have Fuckin Around in Fort Lauderdale #2 directed by Juan Cuba and featuring Gracie Glam.  Who is a hot little number, let me tell you.

We decided to give The Fetish Mansion by Penthouse a shot.  I’m kind of looking forward to that one as well.  It’s got a couple scenes in it that I will not, even while watching, admit to being intrigued in because I know the second I mention it, M will order me to get the gear.  Hmm… I might have said too much already.

The last one… Well, we’ll see how it goes.  It’s called Jewell Marceau’s Bound Latex Lovers and there’s a bit of S&M play, it looks like.  The cover shows three women in red, off-white and blue latex catsuits with zippers on their girl parts.  It doesn’t look like their clothes come off completely at all.  But there’s strap-on play and I’ve been really digging that lately.  I can’t find a link to it anywhere, so I guess you’ll just have to wait till I do.

From The Adult Toy Shoppe, I received the G-Rock Pleasurizer by California Exotics, which looks kind of neat.

Babeland sent me Cloud 9, also from California Exotics.

Eden Fantasys sent me Better Than Chocolate by Nomi Tang.

And California Exotics sent me Ecstasy from the Petite Couture Collection.  And I can’t even link you to it cause it’s not in stores yet! But that picture up there is what it looks like.  I can’t wait to try it!

I think that’s it for now.

No, I lied.  I just got this Tongue Vibe and Rabbit from Adam and Eve.  Did I say that already? Oh well, I said it again.

You might have noticed, and you might not.  To make it easier on the readers who aren’t interested in reviews, I’ve started posting them on Friday.  So iffn you don’t really care whether or not I enjoyed fucking the latest thing I was sent, don’t bother coming around on Friday.  Okay? Okay.

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P.S.  SexToy.com has the Ecstasy.  And I’ve got two more toys on their way to me from TabuToys.com.  I’ve wanted the Snugglepuss by Vibratex since Cin reviewed it.  And I’ve never owned a pocket rocket like this one from Athena. before.

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