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Just Call Me Smart-Ass

June 24th, 2011

So Master was slapping me across the face repeatedly and He couldn’t figure out how to open His trail mix.

I pointed out to Him that He had to tear off the top of the bag, snickered and said, “That’s why it says, ‘To open, tear here.'” so He slapped me some more.

This is where I get confused. I’m supposed to be fully transparent, right? So keeping my next thought from Him would be just as bad as my next thought, right? So when I blurted out, “It’s not my fault you’re retarded.” He should have praised me. I mean, I’m just doing what I’m told.

=D

P.S. I giggled the whole time I wrote this. And the whole time He slapped me after I told him what the bag says. And while I wrote this postscript. I mean, it really isn’t my fault! 😛

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