Random Conversation Between M and Me
Me: Give me your bottle.
Master: Give me your bottle.
Me (hiding my bottle behind my back): I don’t have a bottle.
Master: You do, too!
Me: You can’t have my bottle.
Master: But then I won’t have a bottle and you’ll have two!
Me: I’m gonna bring it back. Just give it to me!
Master: I don’t know.
Me (snatching the bottle from his hand): I’ll bring it back! I promise. And it’ll be better cause it’ll be full!