One Ziplock Away From Ecstasy
I have a Ziplock bag full of my favorite sex toys. Vibes, insertables, and lube. The impact toys have their own storage bag, which is way too small to hold all of our toys.
Speaking of which, anyone know of a place that sells kinky storage bags besides For Your Nymphomation? A) I’m not interested in giving them my money after how they treated reviewers with complaints about their bags, and B) they’re going out of business so by the time I actually have money to buy a new kink bag, they’ll probably be sold out of everything, anyway. I won’t stop any of you from getting in on the going-out-of-business sale, though. If you click that link up there, there’s a code on the page for 25% off. Just be forewarned…unless they’ve changed the materials they use, their bags may stain your toys. Especially any of the O2 line by Tantus.
I felt like a genius when this idea popped into my head.
We had a brand new box of gallon freezer bags, and I had just freshly washed all of my vibrators and dildos for no other reason than getting all the cat hair off before stuffing them in the toy box. And then I realized that if I stuffed them in the toy box, they’d get all linty, and I’d just have to wash them.
Rats! Foiled again.
So! Like any good genius would, I grabbed the box of bags and prepared to organize! Until I looked at our toy collection and realized I wouldn’t be able to stuff it all in Ziplock bags. There were too many toys and not enough bags! Plus, I don’t even use half the toys in the toy box, for one reason or another, so what difference does it make if they get dirty? And thus, the “Ecstasy Bag” was born.
This is what you’ll find in mine.
Siri is a clitoral vibe by Lelo, though it can be used to stimulate other erogenous zones as well. The handle is made of white plastic, and the tip is covered in silicone. It’s rechargeable, body safe and splashproof. And I’m told it’s a bit stronger than Lelo’s earlier vibes. I don’t own any of Lelo’s earlier vibes, so I have no idea. What I do know is Siri is awesome.
Siri’s shaped perfectly for pinpoint placement without hand cramps. It’s easily controlled with the four buttons on the handle; the + and – make it stronger and weaker while the arrows cycle through the vibration patterns. And it lasts for 240 minutes on one charge. That’s 4 hours!
For some reason, I haven’t gotten around to reviewing Liv, yet, but I can tell you that when I’m looking for insertable vibrations to stimulate my g-spot, or to stimulate erogenous zones that require a longer toy to be comfortable, Liv is my go-to toy. Similar to Siri, Liv has a longer, thinner shaft for insertion. Being made by Lelo, it, too, has a plastic handle and silicone shaft. It’s waterproof and rechargeable. And it’s curved just right for g-spot stimulation.
To me, Liv feels just as strong as Siri. It has steady vibrations and various patterns controlled by a button dial on the handle. But the vibrations feel different. Less intense, I guess, which is why I enjoy inserting this. I’m not really into strong vibrations inside. Makes me feel like my pubic bone is rattling.
Toyfluid is, hands down, my favorite lube in existence. It’s waterbased and body safe (L-Arginine, petro-chemicals and paraben free), so you can use it with any toy and for any reason. It contains some ingredients that I still don’t understand despite doing my own research, but I’m not really an ingredients watcher, so that doesn’t really matter much to me. Plus, I know people who are ingredients watchers who use Toyfluid so I’m sure it’s safe.
It stays slick for a long time, never gums or flakes, and can be reactivated with a little spit or water. And when I say a long time, I mean M and I have had mutual masturbation/sex sessions that lasted 12 hours or more, and though I did have to wet it once or twice, I didn’t have to reapply. However, it is made with glycerin, so if you’re sensitive to lubes with glycerin, you should avoid this one.
Despite reminding me of a zombie dick, Leo is my absolute favorite M-sized dildo. It’s made of silicone, and has a hole in the bottom meant for a bullet. And it comes with a bullet powered by watch batteries that is relatively strong, as bullets powered by watch batteries go, but truth be told, I lost that thing ages ago.
In girth, it’s about the size of an average penis. It’s about 8 inches long. And it’s got a rather large base that makes it perfect for anal play. But me? I just slide that thing in my pussy and go to town. The base makes it SO EASY to hold onto, and my arms don’t get tired as easily as they do with a toy this length that doesn’t have one.
Ahh, Goliath. I have a special place in my heart for Tantus toys. My second ever butt plug was the Tantus Zing, which I’m not overly fond of.
At the time, I didn’t know a damn thing about Tantus. I just knew that jelly was the worst material ever for butt plugs (jelly melts in warm places!), and the Zing looked like it would be much more sturdy. But…whose idea was it to put ribs on a butt plug? In Zing’s defense, though, it did introduce me to vibrating plugs. I need some more of those. Or at least a replacement bullet for the ones I have.
Goliath, though…I’ve been in love with Goliath since the day he arrived. My “sexual needs” fluctuate, as do those of most people. Some days, I want to be stretched; some days painfully so. Goliath is perfect for the days I just want to feel a little fuller than normal. We’ll call it the Goldilocks stretch.
If Goliath is the Goldilocks stretch, O2 Revolution is the Goldilocks material. Plush and squishy silicone on the outside and firm and unforgiving silicone on the inside.
If you’ve ever had your hands wrapped around an erect penis, you’ve noticed it feels kinda like that. You can tell there’s a hard center; that’s what keeps it erect. But the outside is soft and malleable—though I wouldn’t suggest trying to bend a penis the way you can bend the O2 Revolution. Contrary to popular belief, you can break a penis.
It isn’t my largest dildo, by far, but the O2 Revolution is my favorite large dildo. I have an idea that if I had an M-sized version of this, it would give Leo a run for his money.
So that’s what’s in my Ecstasy Bag. What’s in yours?