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Product Review: Travel Pop by G-Spot Lollipop

February 21st, 2014 2 comments

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_TravelStack2So one day, I’m just be-bopping around on Twitter, when I notice everyone talking about this thing called a G-Spot Lollipop. I’m forever on the hunt for a g-spot toy that works well for me, and this line is hella cute (I love lollipops), so when I was offered some of their toys, I jumped on the opportunity.

Believe me…I never in a million years thought “you should get the lollipops ready to fuck” would be a sentence that would turn me on. I am so not a food + sex kinda gal. In fact, I find the idea kinda grody. But other people are totally about that shit.

I was going to link to a bunch of porn flicks where chicks stick lollipops in their vaginas and anuses, but most of the links I came up with were to the free porn sites that are currently being called out for stealing content and putting small porn studios out of business. I’ll pass on giving them traffic, please and thanks.

Plus, I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this, but you really shouldn’t stick real candy in your vagina or anus. Which is just another added benefit to this toy, really. You get to pretend you’re sticking a lollipop in your orifices without giving yourself a yeast infection.

ANYway…this here review’s about the G-spot Lollipop Travel Pop. And I’m really excited about it. Read more…

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Product Review: Anaconda by @Tantus

January 7th, 2014 7 comments

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anacondaMaybe I mentioned that I’m a Tantus fan a time or two? Like, a giant freakin’ Tantus fan who wants to have all the Tantus things!

It started with butt plugs, and totally by accident. We were shopping around for something that was not jelly because we had just learned the hard way how truly horrid jelly is, and we found the Tantus Zing. And while I didn’t like the Zing, I freakin’ loved the silicone. And thus, a Tantus fan was born.

If you haven’t figured it out by now, that’s none other than the Anaconda from Tantus. Isn’t he beautiful? Read more…

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Product Review: Ami by Je Joue

December 24th, 2013 2 comments

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ami300wI have been lusting after the Je Joue Ami since they hit the new products page on that store that you can’t trust. I’ve tried so many kegel balls, and though I liked most of them, the’ve all left me wanting. Except Emigi, but I like Emigi for other reasons.

Imagine my excitement when I saw Ami on TabuToys.com’s list of review items up for grabs. Read more…

Product Review: Echo w/Handle by @Tantus

October 23rd, 2013 4 comments

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From the very first time I saw a dildo with a handle, I wanted one. I’m a big girl, and I’m not very flexible (never have been), and I’ve got arthritis in damn near every joint in my body, so masturbating with shorter dildos can be uncomfortable, or even painful. My arms get tired and start to ache because of the awkward angle. My hands cramp. I can’t always get into that perfect position that allows me to reach all my spots because of the aches and pains.

You best believe I was all over these handled dildos from Tantus when I saw them. That one’s the Echo. And it’s pretty spectacular. But then, it’s Tantus, so you knew I’d love it. Read more…

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Product Review: Buzz 1 by @Tantus

August 16th, 2013 2 comments

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So you want a dildo, but you’re not into penises. Or maybe just penis-shaped sex toys. I have issues with those, though lately, I’ve been a little less disturbed by them than I used to be. Mostly because there are a few that only come in flesh tone that I really want to try. Anyway…if you’re into silicone, and phallic shapes that do not look like someone lobbed off some dude’s shlong, this might be the thing for you. It’s the Buzz 1 by Tantus, and it comes in pink, purple and black.

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Product Review: O2 Revolution by @Tantus

July 3rd, 2013 No comments

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dildos, butt plugs 063So we all know I love Tantus, right? I mean, I’ve never actually taken stock, outside of gathering all my Tantus and taking a picture, but I’m pretty sure I have more Tantus than any other brand. So far, I haven’t met a Tantus toy I don’t love. Except Zing. But even though I don’t like to use Zing, I do love Zing for teaching me about silicone, showing me what I enjoy and should expect from a sex toy, and introducing me to a company that truly cares about its customers and what they want from their sex toys.

That, right there, is the O2 Revolution, by Tantus, and it proves once again that the folks over there really know what they’re doing when it comes to sex toys. I can’t say enough good things about this toy.

Unfortunately, it was discontinued, so you can only get it places like Amazon, and adult stores that still have it in stock. Read more…