10 Things You Should Know About Me
…in no particular order.
- I’m blunt to a fault. I don’t sugarcoat things. Ever. No matter what. If the situation is shitty, I’m gonna point it out.
- I’m not a ‘nice’ person. I don’t go around looking for people to be a dick to, but because I’m not a ‘nice’ person, sometimes I have no idea I’m being a dick. I fully know this doesn’t excuse my behavior.
- I’m not a ‘mean’ person, either. If I did something that hurt you, the chances that I did it with malicious intent are extremely low. It’s far more likely that I just had no idea it would hurt you.
- I’m not a good friend; especially on the internet. I try to be, but then I do things like not ship a sex toy for over a year, or disappear into my own darkness just as someone I care about is dealing with their own traumatic event. But…
- You can always count on me to tell you the truth…even when you don’t want to hear it.
- I’ll also always tell you when you’re doing something stupid. Unless you already know it’s stupid. In which case…
- I will let you fall on your face, but I’ll be there to help you up when you’re ready (unless I’ve disappeared into my own darkness).
- I will never agree with you to avoid conflict or save face. If I disagree, I’ll just say so.
- I also will never hold our disagreements against you. Unless you’re a dick.
- I will always tell you when you’re being a dick. I 100% expect you to do the same for me.
I was going to write some sort of apology, here, and explain how this me came to be, and blahblahblahwords. But you know what? I’m not sorry (except about sometimes being a dick…I’m sorry about that). I can only be me. Take me or leave me.