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Review: Partner Plus by Satisfyer

January 27th, 2017 Comments off

Ooo, what’s that?

That, right there, is the Satisfyer Partner Plus. And functional as it is, it’s also my cue to give up on this type of partner toy.

How’s it made?

It’s made of silicone, and is shaped like a U. It has about 2.75 inches of insertable length, and is about 1.5 inches at its widest point. It has one button to control the settings, which go high, medium, low, and then cycle through 7 patterns. It does not remember the last setting you used. But it is waterproof and rechargeable via a magnetic USB charger. Read more…

An Open Letter to MrHankeysToys dot com

December 7th, 2016 14 comments

Howdy, “Mr. Hankey,” et al. How’s life?

Judging by the fact that you’ve deactivated your Twitter account, I’m gonna go ahead and assume life is a little heavy, right now.

I dunno about you, but I don’t have a whole lot of time for niceties I don’t mean, so I’m just gonna skip the bullshit and jump right in, if you don’t mind.

I noticed you think you’ve got a brilliant marketing tactic on your hands. It’s listed right up there under “Free Toys” on your site. You probably even got a few takers, and boy…do I feel sorry for them. Read more…

Review: Rumble by Tantus

October 14th, 2016 Comments off
Who needs a new bulb when you've got a deck that needs painting?

Who needs a new bulb when you’ve got a deck that needs painting?

Ooo, what’s that?

Oh, that? That’s just the lightest wand vibrator I’ve ever held in my life. It’s called the Tantus Rumble, and I like it fine, I just don’t love it. Which makes me sad.

How’s it made?

It’s got an angled, super lightweight handle that I find comfortable to use. The silicone “head,” if you will, is removable, so you’re welcome to toss it in your dishwasher between uses. Just the head, though! The body is not waterproof.

It’s got 7 settings, which range from pretty low to pretty high on the intensity spectrum. The charge lasts FOREVER even when not in use. It’s charged with a micro USB cord, so if you lose it, you can pick up a new one pretty much anywhere.

Tantus thought about just about everything. Because they listen. That’s why I love them. Read more…

Review: Keri by SVAKOM

September 6th, 2016 Comments off

Ooo, what’s that?

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I’m sure by now you’ve heard of the vibrator sporting a camera in the end. It’s called the Siime Eye (which I read as “Slime Eye” literally every time I look at it), and quite a few braver souls than me have given it a go.

This is not that vibe, but it is by the same company. It’s the SVAKOM Keri, and while I’m sure it’s good for someone, it’s just really not my style.

How’s it made?

Keri’s shape is reminiscent of the LELO Ella. It’s short and thin, with a pronounced head, making it perfect for pinpoint stimulation. Keri has 5 vibration modes, including Normal mode, Caressing mode, Joyous Mode, Passionate mode, Climax mode. And it’s controlled by one button on the shaft. Read more…

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Review: The Womanizer W500 Pro by epi24

June 11th, 2016 1 comment

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Ooo, what’s that?

If The Womanizer W100 was confusing, this toy is even more so. It’s more intense. It’s easier to use. It’s a little quieter. And it produces some of the best orgasms I’ve ever had.

It’s The Womanizer W500 Pro by epi24. And unless you like things on the lower end of intense, you’re gonna love this toy.

What’s it for?

Like The Womanizer W100, the W500 is meant to provide quick and easy (and maybe even multiple) orgasms without touching the clitoris directly. It, too, functions on epi24’s PleasureAir Technology, which provides the most divine suction I think I’ve ever felt. Unlike the W100, the silicone tips for the W500 come in two different diameters; 1/2 inch and 1 inch. Read more…

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Review: The Womanizer W100 by epi24

June 9th, 2016 1 comment

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Ooo, what’s that?

It’s the toy that’s been talked about all over the internet. From its name to its design to its mystical powers, this toy has been put through the gamut by many a reviewer. And the responses are a resounding “Wtf?” In a good way. I think? I’m afraid I’m not much help.

That, there, is The Womanizer W100 by epi24. And it’s got me scratching my head for sure.

What’s it for?

From the press release:

“The Womanizer uses a new type of stimulation technique that delivers a quick, effortless orgasm without desensitizing the clitoris. This affect is produced by using epi24’s PleasureAir Technology – air pressure waves that act as a suction to indirectly stimulate the clitoris. Once the user places the pleasure cap around the clitoris, a delicate seal is created around the area. The Womanizer does not touch the clitoris or its nerve endings during the stimulation process. Instead, it relies on the suction caused by the air pressure waves to stimulate the clitoris. A jeweled button on the device stimulates the strength of sensation that ranges from gentle kisses to a firm suction depending on the intensity level chosen.” Read more…

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